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kelsea basye — selected facebook status updates from 2009
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didn't know what a snuggie was so i googled it.
ReplyDeletein the uk, they call those SLANKETS
jesus
Deletei remember seeing a slanket ad in skymall or some equivalent catalog on a flight out of amsterdam a few years ago and being simultaneously pleased and horrified that someone had thought of that combination of sounds and decided it was a good name for their product
Deletefeel incapable of discerning what the 's-l-[vowel sound]' in 'slanket' is reference
Delete'sleeved blanket'
Deletejesus christ
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Deletedon't believe slankets exist tbh
DeleteMoon Temple is known primarily as the world's most skilled sandwich artist, but this stands as proof that her artistry was unparalleled even before she applied her skills to the sandwich game.
ReplyDeletelol, nice
Deletei think her genetic makeup stands as further, even earlier proof
gym teacher is wearing a slanket
ReplyDeletegot a slanket for christmas
DeleteI hung out in a slanket for over an hour
Delete(didn't see that one coming did you. what a twist!)
lol
Deletelol
Deletefelt really fucked up, read all the macros + comments and feel exactly the same amount of fucked up
ReplyDeleteyou'll feel better when you put on your slanket
Deletethese are sweet. the status about hanging out in a taco bell made me nostalgic for hanging out in a wendy's.
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