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kelsea basye — selected facebook status updates from 2009















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  1. didn't know what a snuggie was so i googled it.

    in the uk, they call those SLANKETS

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    1. i remember seeing a slanket ad in skymall or some equivalent catalog on a flight out of amsterdam a few years ago and being simultaneously pleased and horrified that someone had thought of that combination of sounds and decided it was a good name for their product

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    2. feel incapable of discerning what the 's-l-[vowel sound]' in 'slanket' is reference

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    4. don't believe slankets exist tbh

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  2. Moon Temple is known primarily as the world's most skilled sandwich artist, but this stands as proof that her artistry was unparalleled even before she applied her skills to the sandwich game.

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    1. lol, nice

      i think her genetic makeup stands as further, even earlier proof

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  3. felt really fucked up, read all the macros + comments and feel exactly the same amount of fucked up

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    1. you'll feel better when you put on your slanket

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  4. these are sweet. the status about hanging out in a taco bell made me nostalgic for hanging out in a wendy's.

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